I’m almost at 1,000 followers. I want to thank:

http://whatyourparentswarnedyouabout.tumblr.com/

for being my #1 follower. A true connoisseur. When I hit 2,000 followers, I’ll post the rest of my creampie archive.

The non-incriminating parts of a photo that a reader (anonymous per request) scanned and submitted to me.

The non-incriminating parts of a photo that a reader (anonymous per request) scanned and submitted to me.